i don’t wanna be famous for the fame
i wanna be famous so i can meet other famous people

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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I LOVE SUMMER BUT I FUCKING HATE BEES

❝ You were born with the ability to change someone’s life, don’t waste it. ❞

— (via ohlovequotes)

Me on my wedding day:  is there wifi in this hall

When u have unlimited texting but only text two ppl…